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| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3726 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 93 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6320 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 333584 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 267741 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 2466 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4373 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2115 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2036 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
