Piss and sleep
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6877 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3351 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 393 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 829 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 65 | Crops Grown: | 8333 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 102 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 151 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 934 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
