Piss and sleep
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 489 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2435 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 664486 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 95 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 81 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8636 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 80 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 300 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
