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| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5620 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 723 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 152 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 38 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7785 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 145 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 189 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
