Piss and sleep
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 147 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 380 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1457 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 8619 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9869 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2304 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 24 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
