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| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 178 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 662552 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 105 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3721 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Animals Bred: | 156 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3396 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8623 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 385 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5891 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 97 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5970 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | New Chunks Explored: | 527319 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 430 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
