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| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4579 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3457 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6654 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 101 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7901 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
