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| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2488 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!
So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7655 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.
So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 395 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3959 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.
Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 793051 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5375 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
