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| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4385 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 641934 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 212 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7225 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 3923 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
