Piss and sleep
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9589 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | New Chunks Explored: | 661970 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 281 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 4009 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7518 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 785798 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 272 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
