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| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4705 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 170 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5161 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5905 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Crops Grown: | 7279 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
