Piss and sleep
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8232 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4560 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 4342 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
