Piss and sleep
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 828 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 854280 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 124259 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 8760 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 4153 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 257 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
