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| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 164 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 974 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 51 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2068 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 136 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2930 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 229 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2655 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
