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| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7321 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 54220 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3662 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 114 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 115 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8154 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5735 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 243 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9743 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
