2s1m | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3120
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crops Grown:	5985	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8642	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	5841
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	6393	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	4052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2