Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!
Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Animals Bred: | 61 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.
And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?
So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!
Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.
Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds
2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks
3. Datapack for 1000 achievements
4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.
5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)
Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions
Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
