Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 137 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.
And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?
So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!
Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.
Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds
2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks
3. Datapack for 1000 achievements
4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.
5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)
Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions
Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.
But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.
And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.
Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!
So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3869 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
