Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 456 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.
But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.
With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3755 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 66 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.
Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.
And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
