23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Emeralds Found:	4654	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Items Found:	6832
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	5870
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1307	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6