23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Farms Harvested:	851	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	345400
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	123
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8