⚜️ Celestria SMP ⚜️

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	18+
Achievements	Enabled
Player Limit	10

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	3003	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4608	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Animals Bred:	129
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2711	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	46	Magic Items Found:	7320

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Potions Brewed:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	215	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	127
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	243	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3424
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

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