☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

Added Features
An economy that is completely player-driven
A land claiming system
Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life

Question	Answer
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?	TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The VIP rank on the store offers purely cosmetic perks.
How does the economy work?	The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using coins obtained from looting and killing monsters.
What happens if a claim owner dies?	If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.
How can I acquire the custom items?	The Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops, but they are quite expensive.

Blocky Wisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2598	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

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join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Farms Harvested:	214	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	277
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	272
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	657

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	136
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Void Armor Forged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2378	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HezboSmashCraft

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hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1104
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	285

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

TheosisMC Server Overview

Server Details

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Updated September 25, 2024

Blocky Wisdom

Updated September 25, 2024

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 25, 2024

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

Updated September 25, 2024

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

FAQs

What is Enival?

What mods are available on Enival?

How can I join Enival?

Are there many rules on Enival?

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Where can I apply to join Enival?

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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

Updated September 25, 2024

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

Updated September 25, 2024

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

Updated September 25, 2024

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

Updated September 25, 2024

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Updated September 25, 2024

HezboSmashCraft

Updated September 25, 2024

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

Updated September 25, 2024

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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