| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs castles when you can create your own Hollywood sign or Reagan statue? The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Cold War America like never before. Just watch out for those pesky commies trying to infiltrate our server – we’ve got our eyes on you, KGB!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2363 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Explore the mystical world of Daphne where the Lamp of Malice holds unimaginable power. But be careful, because this lamp is no ordinary light source – it’s been known to turn players into chickens or summon a rain of anvils upon their heads!
Check out our official wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to survive in this wacky world. And don’t forget to grab your friend code so you can team up with other players to take on the challenges that await you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Daphne, anything can happen!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for creating mayhem and mischief. They will lead you on wild adventures and challenges that will leave you questioning your sanity.
2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.
4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But beware, for the Asiatic hordes still roam the lands, ready to attack at any moment. Will you be able to defend Byzantium and reclaim its glory? Or will you fall victim to the chaos and madness that lurks beneath the waves?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of craziness! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to saving Byzantium from its watery fate. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
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| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a zombie chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? 😉🐔🎉
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| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4499 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of The Scarlet Queen Edition?
And let’s not forget about the infamous seagulls that roam the server, begging for scraps of food. Don’t feed them or you might just unleash their wrath upon the land!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and bask in the glory of the Scarlet Queen. Just remember, God save the Queen – it’s as simple as that! And don’t forget to luv ‘Liz, she’s the ruler of this crazy kingdom.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3251 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.
3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
