| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5576 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 200 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8348 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 64374 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
