🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyBlowbackIsrael

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pervs Anonymous

addiction, addiction stigma, ANONYMOUS, communication discomfort, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, Guilt, intimacy issues, labeling, mental health, negative outcomes, Pervs, PIXEL, pornography, Recovery, relationship dissolution, self help, self-identification, self-perception, sexual behavior, shame, support groups, Therapy

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

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Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

Active and Supportive Staff

Growing Community

Always Active

Laid-back Vibes

Server Staff

Owner	Billyjr(Definitely Real)
Founder	Fumi/Sam
Co-Founder	Deadpool
Head of Admins (HOA)	Cody
Head of Staff (HOS)	Existing
Admins	Existing, Cody, Deadpool

Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	535

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FerretFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

airstrikes, base, bombing campaign, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Politics, Raid, Regional, Russian, Russian Air Base, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tensions, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	152
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	402	Mythical Quests Completed:	43