🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

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About The Club SMP

About Us:

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup:

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks:

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application:

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is The Club SMP?	The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server focused on community building and interaction.
How do I join the server?	Follow the application process outlined above.
What mods are allowed on the server?	We run server-sided optimization mods and provide an optional client modpack for players.
Can I join if I am under 18?	Unfortunately, The Club SMP is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
Where is the server located?	The server is hosted in San Jose, California, United States.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	125	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCraftMishaps

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MissileCraft Airlines

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Smile Quest Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	289	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBaeNoGo

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ores Mined:	7927
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Aspire SMP

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Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Farms Harvested:	690
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Animals Bred:	140	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

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hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1