🌎 The Island of Endless Laughs – 1.20.4 Java SMP for adults. Join us for a Vanilla adventure! LGBTQ+ love only!

#exciting, 1.20.4, Adults, Adventure, apply, Builder, close-knit, Community, Connection, Discord, donation, Endless, Events, gameplay, Gatherer, Global, ISLAND, java, Join, laughs, LGBTQ, Lore, love, Minecraft, Performance, Projects, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, smp, update, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Items Found:	4287	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft
Age Restriction	18+
Server Location	East US coast
Player Run Projects	Yes
Events	Weekly contests and events
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

What makes Infinity Isles stand out?

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla server for 18+ players with a tightly knit community, player-run projects, events, active Discord, and more!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a mature player base. Applications are carefully reviewed before acceptance.

Are there donation perks?

Yes, there are donation perks, but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win. Proceeds go towards server improvements.

Can I join player-run projects?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not tolerated on Infinity Isles. Any damage caused by griefers is swiftly rolled back and repaired.

KidClash: 6vs15SiblingDrama

6vs15SiblingDrama, aita, children’s behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, discipline, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, going off, Kid, KidClash, Money Dispute, parenting issues, picking on, Raw on Netflix, rhea ripley, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, spoiled kid, Younger Kid

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1267	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	6323
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for epic battles and outrageous stories like the time I went off on my sister-in-law’s kid for picking on my child. Picture this: I’m just trying to watch Raw on Netflix when I hear my youngest crying upstairs. Turns out, the older kid was messing with him and even stole his money! Can you believe it? But wait, it gets better. My wife gets mad at me for cursing at the kids, but hey, when someone messes with my little one, all bets are off. And don’t even get me started on the spoiled, clueless 15-year-old who thinks he can walk all over everyone. Join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – you won’t regret it!

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	498	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	252
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Animals Bred:	145	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Towns Built:	10

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

Hardrssurvival.aternos.me:33992

Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!

NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP

American homes, American lifestyle, common items, everyday items, home accessories, home amenities., home comforts, Home decor, home essentials, home furnishings, household goods, household items, interior design, missing appliances, missing furniture, missing items, modern homes, NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP, traditional homes, unique homes, Unique possessions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, dude. You gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret room full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can access. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles we have every Saturday night. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with creepers instead of tributes.

So, like, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience with a side of insanity, you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.