A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4181 | Crops Grown: | 4096 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7875 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
