A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7790 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2907 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!
Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5546 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.
From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
