A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?
With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.
New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Overview |
|---|
| Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
| Vote for resets on Discord. |
| No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.
Join Now:
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any plugins on the server? | No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival. |
| Can I use cheats or hacks? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Is griefing or stealing allowed? | Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| How can I vote for server resets? | You can vote for resets on our Discord server. |
| Is there a land claim system available? | No, there is no land claim system on this server. |
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
