| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7536 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8096 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 150388 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7787 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8016 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7887 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 524304 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7603 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 395 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.
so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5217 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1058 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 232871 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.
But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5324 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 6395 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.
Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!
So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4977 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 34 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 229 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8444 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9120 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Votes: | 5135 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5717 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Crops Grown: | 1345 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3389 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5065 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!
join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3728 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 950 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
