| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 114 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 84 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 202 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 611110 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
