⚡WorldMandia 1.20 | WITHOUT LAGS AND ADMINS!!!⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440

New Minecraft Servers

There is no donation on the server, in fact, there is none at all. Do you want to play at 1.20? Our server has support for it! Multi-lingual, we try to translate everything into 3 languages: Russian, Ukrainian and English (at the moment most are in English) Players don’t have Minecraft java? Our server supports playing from your phone! Are you afraid that the server won’t hold up or there won’t be enough space? The server can easily handle up to 500 people and a world size of about 30 million blocks in all directions thanks to the new core. Do you have any questions or found a bug? We will be happy to answer your questions and try to fix all the bugs! Do you need a plugin for Voice Chat? We have SimpleVoice installed, since Plasma Voice has many shortcomings and bugs. And that’s not all, we still have a lot of interesting things, like cities, etc.

play.worldmandia.cc

GF Flower Emporium Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, apple pay, Boyfriend, boyfriend troubles, chilis, Communication, Emporium, flower, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Gesture, gift, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, payment, Random act of kindness, relationship, Server, Valentines

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Star Shards Collected:	51	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Come join our Minecraft server where the only flowers you’ll be giving are virtual ones! No more misunderstandings over gift-giving, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, we accept payment in diamonds, not just Apple Pay. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

BlockyBanterHR

assertive communication, BlockyBanterHR, corporate office, culture of disrespect, data analysis, emotional intelligence, gender bias, gender equality, gender stereotypes, HR complaint, patronizing comments, process improvement, professional development, professional presentation, subtle undermining, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace discrimination, workplace dynamics, workplace respect

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with patronizing colleagues in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and craft without anyone questioning your passion or dedication!

Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!

And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!

LeftTurnsOnly Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline, APPEAL, cars, Competition, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, left turns, LeftTurnsOnly, Minecraft, motor sports, Nascar, NASCAR culture, oval tracks, Racing, skill, smp, SPEED, Sportsmanship, strategy, Thrill, track

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is LIT AF! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take down epic bosses, and just have a blast mining and crafting all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Weak4FoodMC

comfort eating, comfort food, cravings, favorite comfort food, favorite cravings, favorite dishes, favorite indulgence, food addiction, food cravings, food indulgence, food obsession, food temptation, food weakness, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure food, indulgence, irresistible dishes, irresistible food, temptation, Weak4FoodMC, Weakness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you a Minecraft player with a weakness for virtual food? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server offers the most delicious virtual food you’ve ever seen. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all. Join our server and satisfy your cravings like never before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.

CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, Conflict, CraftyDans, Defense, defense budget, defense fund, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Europe, european defense, fund, geopolitical risks, global tensions, international relations, Military, military alliances, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	6707
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land!

UkraineCraft: Trudeau Approved!

APPROVED, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic inclusion, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solutions, exclusion, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, trudeau, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, world leaders

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha. not to mention, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.

World Savers United

american culture, AMERICANS, Cinema, creativity, Diversity, Entertainment, film industry, Global Issues, global responsibility, Hollywood, international relations, movies, nationalism, patriotism, perspective, representation, Savers, Saving the World, societal impact, Stereotypes, storytelling, United, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	99423
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.

and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.

also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.

so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Glacier Shrinkage Madness

Central Europe, climate change, climate crisis, data analysis, environmental impact, environmental research, extreme weather, glacier, glacier retreat, glaciers, glaciology, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, long term trends, madness, melting ice, MIDDLE EAST, new zealand, research, scientific findings, SHRINKAGE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2033	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Emeralds Found:	5361	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the glaciers are melting faster than you can say “diamonds are forever!” We got glaciers shrinking faster than your ex’s interest in you, fam.

In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.

Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!

NitWits

#youtube, Adventure, collaboration, Community Builds, Discord, Discord link, Dungeons, Europe, Events, microphone, Minecraft, multiplayer, NitWits, proximity chat, QOL upgrades, SEASON 2, Seed, smp, Structures, Trailer, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Nitwits Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
– Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update
– Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay.
– Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn.
– Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration.
– Microphone usage strongly encouraged.
– Custom dungeons and structures to explore.
– Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels.
– Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards.

Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.

New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb

Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here

Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above.
How can I join the server?	Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community.
Is microphone usage mandatory?	While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction.
Are there custom dungeons and structures?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, long tail tags: VShojo+, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo channels, VShojo members, VShojo Twitch, VShojo Twitter, VShojo YouTube, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3105
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all those vtubers who are like, totally associated with them. Like, Kuro is playing Skyrim LIVE and Nagi is just yapping away. It’s lit, fam. Keep it comfy, you know?

Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!

CraftyRoomieDinnerTime

aita, Cooking, CraftyRoomieDinnerTime, Dinner, making dinner, overthinking, polite gesture, ramen noodles, roommate’s acquaintance, roommate’s companion, roommate’s friend, roommate’s guest, roommate’s loved one, roommate’s man, roommate’s mate, roommate’s partner, roommate’s significant other, roommate’s visitor, roommates boyfriend, sharing food

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mines Excavated:	3885	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get in trouble for making ramen for your roommate’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!

Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family dynamics, Family Planning, financial considerations, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, life goals, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKiddos4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationships, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	324	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

MineCraftyBanter

Communication, Debating, debating online, Decision making, digital communication, ENGAGEMENT, Interaction, internet, MineCraftyBanter, online behavior, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, post, response, social media, social-networking, Writing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

FrenchFusionMCServer

22 minutes, achievement, Breakthrough, clean energy, european union, EXPERIMENTAL, France, FrenchFusionMCServer, fusion reactor, innovation, ITER project, milestone, nuclear energy, nuclear fusion, power generation, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, sustainable energy, Technology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	597528	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

#announcement, Agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, DiplomaticCraftUSARussia, foreign policy, global affairs, historical agreement, International cooperation, international relations, official statement, Politics, president putin, Putin administration, Putin-Trump meeting, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!