No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.
Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 109 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!
Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6802 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 55 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 75 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!
Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!
But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!
Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!
But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?
And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!
Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.
2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?
3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
