| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8127 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Honest survival without creativity!
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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9949 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3744 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5626 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 257 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!
And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 839 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 835 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 455 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1450 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.
So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7328 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Votes: | 1168 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 559 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 151 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2178 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.
also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.
so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8165 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Votes: | 8581 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.
Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3515 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 200 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Server Features |
|---|
| – Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update |
| – Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay. |
| – Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn. |
| – Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration. |
| – Microphone usage strongly encouraged. |
| – Custom dungeons and structures to explore. |
| – Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels. |
| – Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards. |
Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.
New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb
Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here
Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server on? | The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above. |
| How can I join the server? | Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community. |
| Is microphone usage mandatory? | While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction. |
| Are there custom dungeons and structures? | Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration. |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7507 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4101 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 176 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6439 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7884 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!
Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8163 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7828 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2029 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8358 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 146 | Mines Excavated: | 4568 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5042 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 134 | Potions Brewed: | 125 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1704 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 246 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.
so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!
