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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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