Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Mines Excavated: 1822 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Runes Activated: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 24 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1250 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 135
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 976 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 191
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Items Found: 5913
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mines Excavated: 3615

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4537
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Emeralds Found: 5152
    Magic Items Found: 8695 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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