Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Potions Brewed: 136

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us as we uncover the truth behind Bed Bath & Beyond’s mysterious downfall – was it really just a case of fraud, or is there something more sinister at play?

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4386 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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