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Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 8854 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

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