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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Meteorites Collected: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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