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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Enchantments Applied: 280 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Animals Bred: 154 Living Statues Befriended: 0

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