Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Gods Slained: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Servers

  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2298 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 509238 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 9110
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3557 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Farms Harvested: 830
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 602401 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ores Mined: 8795
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Animals Bred: 88
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Runes Activated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 180
    Potions Brewed: 31 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magic Items Found: 1189
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4407
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Ores Mined: 9397 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3987

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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