Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 224

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KindCraft: RandomKindActs

    KindCraft: RandomKindActs
    Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

    One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

    But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5177

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

    CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand
    so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Brain Boosting Mini Games

    Brain Boosting Mini Games
    come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Bleach Block Minecraft Server

    Bleach Block Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

    Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

    So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

    /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

    But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DoggoDilemmaCraft

    DoggoDilemmaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

    Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RedFlagGirlMC SMP

    RedFlagGirlMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

    So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ParentalBoundariesMC

    ParentalBoundariesMC
    Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

    Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KimJongCraftPutinComrade

    KimJongCraftPutinComrade
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

    BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server
    so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

    we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

    imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

    SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SisterFeed Minecraft Server

    SisterFeed Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

    Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ToplessCraft

    ToplessCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

    So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

    CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP
    Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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