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Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7882	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mines Excavated:	1909
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TechWishCraft

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Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

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omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

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OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	6557
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chimeras Created:	3