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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7274 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.
And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).
