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| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3627 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3670 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 341 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 450 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Farms Harvested: | 824 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
