A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1955 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!
Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4954 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!
But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”
We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!
join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?
Join now!!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!
Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
