Zombie Apocalypse LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a village of dancing llamas. Yes, you read that right. These llamas have some serious moves and they’re always down for a dance party.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club run by creepers. That’s right, those explosive green guys know how to boogie down and they’ll show you a good time… as long as you don’t get too close!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub? It’s the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Just be careful not to get too toasty!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Goddesses

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3823
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

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Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	92	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Peen Palace

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Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

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Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Oshi’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Potions Brewed:	149	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Queers Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	133
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1337
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.