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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
Secret Passages Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Emeralds Found: 2245 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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